Backlash MAC: What are we doing Peter? PETER: Having a rest. BILL: You'll kiss my arse, get out! You're suspended from further duties. The Initiation Show The Dead Mouse pt.1 Show The Dead Mouse pt.2 MAC: Okay, let's go through it one more time.

PETER: And you reckon I’m good at this job. ANGIE: Before you know it you’ll be bulldozing national trust buildings. PETER: Yeah, how’s that? ANGIE: Well you’re becoming a legend in your own spiffy suit. ANGIE: You know I think that outfit is beginning to affect your personality. PETER: Yeah, but life wouldn’t be so sweet. ANGIE: I think you can live without my acknowledgement. RON: Get your gear off GARRY: Ron, what are you doing RON: What if he's a pig GARRY: He's a thieving bastard RON: He's a smart thieving bastard, get your gear off PETER: See anything you like RON: Nah you’re not my type Hit Me OSCAR: Fit bastard! BODYGUARD: Every morning, rain, hail or shine.ĪNGIE: Oi Church! Step out of the fast lane you nearly ran be over back there! PETER: I need the attention. I'm in on a robbery, thumped a cop MAC: I want you to wear a wire Isn't that what you wanted MAC (blokey voice): then take em to a footy match PETER (laughing): Come on we're on a roll.

PETER: I'm not wearing a wire MAC: Then how can we back you up PETER: From a distance MAC: I don't like it PETER: I'm playing it safe BERNIE: That’s a matter of opinion MAC: You're aiding and abetting a robbery I'm not even sure if it's the right way to go PETER: Were not arresting anyone. COP (to Pete): Hey wanker, how’s the eye RON: Who’s that friggin smartass COP: Don't worry I won't tell a soul PETER: Don't worry he's a cop PETER: I'm working Dickhead PETER: Authentic enough for you Season 1 Ratcatcher OSCAR: We've been talking about you PETER: Well there you go MAC: The male ego never ceases to amaze me PETER: What’s wrong with the male ego MAC: I'm not allowed to say - secret woman’s business, it's how we stay on top PETER: Been taking those Germaine Greer tablets again MAC: *confused* Pardon PETER: You're showing your age you know

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